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It is like Haiku</blockquote> |
It is like Haiku</blockquote> |
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<blockquote>Haskell's cryptic form<br> |
<blockquote>Haskell's cryptic form<br> |
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is natural to some folks<br> |
is natural to some folks<br> |
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<blockquote>empty list error:<br> |
<blockquote>empty list error:<br> |
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this elegant program dies<br> |
this elegant program dies<br> |
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What you request makes no sense - <br> |
What you request makes no sense - <br> |
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rethink your bad code."</blockquote> |
rethink your bad code."</blockquote> |
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+ | === From haskell-cafe |
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+ | By [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2008-December/051532.html Thomas Hartman]: |
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+ | <blockquote>You come for magic<br> |
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+ | silver bullets slaying bugs...<br> |
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+ | It is only code!</blockquote> |
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[[Category:Humor]] |
[[Category:Humor]] |
Revision as of 16:52, 6 December 2008
Haskell haikus
1st prize in 'Original code poems' in the "Waikato ACM Code Poetry Contest 2006":
Haskell is concise
Functional well-typed and neat
It is like Haiku
By FMota, preserved in Lambdabot:
Haskell's cryptic form
is natural to some folks
and so is Haiku's
Monad haikus
From Monad laws#But it doesn't look exactly like an "associative law"...:
Monad axioms:
Kleisli composition forms
a category.
From #haskell
empty list error:
this elegant program dies
so very quickly
less time debugging
more time downloading your brain
to the type system
type checker: "You fool!
What you request makes no sense -
rethink your bad code."
=== From haskell-cafe By Thomas Hartman:
You come for magic
silver bullets slaying bugs...
It is only code!