1st prize in 'Original code poems' in the "Waikato ACM Code Poetry Contest 2006":
Haskell is concise
Functional well-typed and neatIt is like Haiku
Kleisli composition forms
empty list error:
this elegant program diesso very quickly
less time debugging
more time downloading your brainto the type system
type checker: "You fool!
What you request makes no sense -rethink your bad code."