Humor/Limericks

Limericks

From the 3rd Scottish Functional Programming Workshop, 2001, University of Stirling:

 Our language is state-free and lazy
 The rest of the world says we're crazy
     But yet we feel sure
     That the pure will endure
 As it makes derivation so easy.
Joy Goodman

 Glasgow Distributed Haskell
 Was designed by a bit of a rascal 
     When using GdH
     It feels like GBH
 But it's still a lot better than Pascal!
The back row of the bus