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Who says functional programmers never have any fun?  Here's some of the
Who says functional programmers never have any fun?  Here's some of the
hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing
hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.
list over the years.
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci48kqp11F8 Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!]
* [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic]
*[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]]
*[[Music of monads]]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080907173159/http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl]
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]]
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]]
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?)  
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?)  
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*[[Humor/Flakes|Try some Haskell today!]]
*[[Humor/Flakes|Try some Haskell today!]]
*[[Humor/Porn|Functional porn]]
*[[Humor/Porn|Functional porn]]
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/seuss.html Dr. Seuss builds a parser]
*[https://willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/seuss.html Dr. Seuss builds a parser]
*[[Humor/Limericks|Limericks]]
*[[Humor/Limericks|Limericks]]
*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]]
*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]]
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*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]]
*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]]
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]]
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]]
*[[Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?]]
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]]
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]]
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]]
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]]
*[[Humor/Y-agra|Need help performing?]]
*[[Humor/Y-agra|Need help performing?]]
*[[Humor/Slow|Haskell is slow!]]
*[[Humor/Slow|Haskell is slow!]]
*[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]]
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00124.html Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20061211073732/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [https://web.archive.org/web/20061211073743/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg01001.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
*[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive].
* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20061213052843/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive].
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you
* [http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.haskell.general/13881 Haskell No Operation]
* [http://archive.fo/seKtU Haskell No Operation]
* [[Almost Haskell]]
* [[Almost Haskell]]
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]  
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]  
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20061126070316/http://www.astr.ua.edu/ay102/Lab5/Jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky.
* [https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpeg/PIA02308.jpg What does IO look like?], or why threading the real world [https://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg is tricky]. <!-- new image from https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA02308 -->
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
* [http://saxophone.jpberlin.de/MonadTransformer?source=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehaskell%2Eorg%2Fhaskellwiki%2FCategory%3AMonad&language=English The warm, fuzzy thing transformer]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20081220005203/http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing (WFT) transformer]
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
* [http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon].
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*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]
*[[Humor/Hackage Theme Song|Hackage Theme Song]]
*[[Shooting your self in the foot]]
*[[Haiku]]
*[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos]
**[https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/3bdrlj/an_io_monad_in_rust_its_called_burrito The monadic Burrito, in Rust]
*[https://www.snoyman.com/blog/2016/09/monads-are-like-lannisters Monads are like Lannisters]
*[https://maciejpirog.github.io/fishy/ Fishy Monad Tutorial]
*[https://toggl.com/blog/little-red-riding-hood-teaches-programming-comic Little Red Riding Hood Teaches Programming] [Comic]
*[https://www.theregister.com/2016/01/13/stob_remember_the_monoids Learn you Func Prog on five minute quick!]
** [https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg21/docs/papers/2018/p0650r2.pdf C++ Monadic interface], JTC1.22.21 Programming Language Library Evolution Working Group
*[https://accu.org/journals/overload/21/114/deigh_1869 Why Dysfunctional Programming Matters]
** [https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg21/docs/papers/2015/p0078r0.pdf The &#91;&#91;<b><tt>pure</tt></b>&#93;&#93; attribute], JTC1.22.32 Programming Language Evolution Working Group
 
* More Haskell humor at [http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/search?q=haskell&restrict_sr=on reddit.com]


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Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.

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