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Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the |
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the |
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| − | hoaxes and other funny stuff |
+ | hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources. |
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| + | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci48kqp11F8 Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!] |
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| + | * [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic] |
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| + | *[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]] |
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| + | *[[Music of monads]] |
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| + | *[http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl] |
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*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]] |
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]] |
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*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?) |
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?) |
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*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]] |
*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]] |
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*[[Humor/Enron|Haskell fingers Enron]] |
*[[Humor/Enron|Haskell fingers Enron]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?]] |
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*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]] |
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]] |
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*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]] |
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]] |
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*[[Humor/Y-agra|Need help performing?]] |
*[[Humor/Y-agra|Need help performing?]] |
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*[[Humor/Slow|Haskell is slow!]] |
*[[Humor/Slow|Haskell is slow!]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]] |
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*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church] |
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church] |
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+ | *[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses] |
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
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| − | *[http://www. |
+ | *[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell] |
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+ | * HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>: |
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
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** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
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* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
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| + | * [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you |
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| + | * [http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.haskell.general/13881 Haskell No Operation] |
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| + | * [[Almost Haskell]] |
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| + | * [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
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| + | * [http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky. |
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| + | *[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]] |
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| + | *[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ] |
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| + | * [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer] |
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| + | * The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]] |
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| + | * [http://spl.smugmug.com/gallery/13227630_j2MHcg/#!i=960526161&k=XwKHSBM Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon]. |
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| + | *[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]] |
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| + | *[[Humor/Hackage Theme Song|Hackage Theme Song]] |
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| + | *[[Shooting your self in the foot]] |
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| + | *[[Haiku]] |
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| + | *[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos] |
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Revision as of 14:41, 10 January 2015
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.
- Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!
- Cartesian Closed Comic
- Let's_Play_Free_Games
- Music of monads
- If Haskell were a working girl
- Microsoft takes over Haskell
- The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer (can you write a factorial function?)
- Haskell saves lives!
- An ode to Haskell
- Try some Haskell today!
- Functional porn
- Dr. Seuss builds a parser
- Limericks
- The latest Hugs release?
- Haskell fingers Enron
- Haskells 1984 parallelisms
- How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours
- Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?
- URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!
- Need help with your homework?
- Need help performing?
- Haskell is slow!
- Wanda the fish is speaking
- Monads explained by the Catholic Church
- Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses
- The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell (and explanation)
- The Haskerl Extension to Haskell
- HaskellWiki's QuotesPage. E.g. a quotation from <autrijus>:
- Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
- Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
- Lambdabot's quotes archive.
- Haskell cosmetics, pure and good for you
- Haskell No Operation
- Almost Haskell
- There's a monster in my Haskell!
- What does IO look like?, or how why threading the real world is tricky.
- King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)
- Think of a monad ...
- The warm, fuzzy thing transformer
- The Haskell Learning Curve
- Lambdacats, inspired by the lolcat phenomenon.
- The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method
- Goldilocks
- Hackage Theme Song
- Shooting your self in the foot
- Haiku
- Monads are like burritos
