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Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the
 
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the
hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing
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hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.
list over the years.
 
   
Other jokes and fun stuff was added.
 
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci48kqp11F8 Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!]
*[http://books.google.com/books?id=qMBQAAAAMAAJ&q=Haskell&dq=Haskell&lr=&hl=fr 3 Pages containing Haskell from Google Books] Courtesy of: Haskell '05: proceedings of the ACM SIGPLAN 2005 Haskell Workshop ...
 
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* [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic]
( Par ACM Special Interest Group on Programming Languages)
 
 
*[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]]
 
*[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]]
 
*[[Music of monads]]
 
*[[Music of monads]]
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*[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]]
 
*[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]]
 
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
 
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00124.html Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
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*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
 
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
 
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg01001.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
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*[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
 
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
 
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
 
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
 
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
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* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive].
 
* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive].
 
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you
 
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you
* [http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.haskell.general/13881 Haskell No Operation]
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* [http://archive.fo/seKtU Haskell No Operation]
 
* [[Almost Haskell]]
 
* [[Almost Haskell]]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20061126070316/http://www.astr.ua.edu/ay102/Lab5/Jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky.
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* [http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky.
 
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
 
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
 
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
 
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer]
 
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
 
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
* [http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon].
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* [http://spl.smugmug.com/gallery/13227630_j2MHcg/#!i=960526161&k=XwKHSBM Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon].
 
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]
 
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]
 
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]
 
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]
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*[[Shooting your self in the foot]]
 
*[[Shooting your self in the foot]]
 
*[[Haiku]]
 
*[[Haiku]]
*[[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos]]
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*[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos]
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*More Haskell humor at [http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/search?q=haskell&restrict_sr=on reddit.com]
   
 
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Latest revision as of 19:23, 15 August 2019

Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.