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*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
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*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg01001.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell] |
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg01001.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell] |
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** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
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** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
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* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
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* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you |
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you |
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+ | * [http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.haskell.general/13881 Haskell No Operation] |
* [[Almost Haskell]] |
* [[Almost Haskell]] |
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* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
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Revision as of 12:02, 12 September 2007
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing list over the years.
- Microsoft takes over Haskell
- The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer (can you write a factorial function?)
- Haskell saves lives!
- An ode to Haskell
- Try some Haskell today!
- Functional porn
- Dr. Seuss builds a parser
- Limericks
- The latest Hugs release?
- Haskell fingers Enron
- Haskells 1984 parallelisms
- How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours
- URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!
- Need help with your homework?
- Need help performing?
- Haskell is slow!
- Monads explained by the Catholic Church
- Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses
- The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell (and explanation)
- The Haskerl Extension to Haskell
- HaskellWiki's QuotesPage. E.g. a quotation from <autrijus>:
- Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
- Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
- Lambdabot's quotes archive.
- Haskell cosmetics, pure and good for you
- Haskell No Operation
- Almost Haskell
- There's a monster in my Haskell!
- What does IO look like?, or how why threading the real world is tricky.
- King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)
- Think of a monad ...
- The warm, fuzzy thing transformer
- The Haskell Learning Curve
