Humor/Limericks

From the 3rd Scottish Functional Programming Workshop, 2001, University of Stirling:

 Our language is state-free and lazy
 The rest of the world says we're crazy
     But yet we feel sure
     That the pure will endure
 As it makes derivation so easy.
— Joy Goodman

 Glasgow Distributed Haskell
 Was designed by a bit of a rascal 
     When using GdH
     It feels like GBH
 But it's still a lot better than Pascal!
— The back row of the bus