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Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the
  
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the
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hoaxes and other funny stuff that's passed over the Haskell mailing
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hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.
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list over the years.
  
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*[http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl]
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci48kqp11F8 Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!]
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* [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic]
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*[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]]
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*[[Music of monads]]
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*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080907173159/http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl]
 
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]]
  
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]]
 
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?)
 
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?)
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*[[Humor/Flakes|Try some Haskell today!]]
  
*[[Humor/Flakes|Try some Haskell today!]]
 
*[[Humor/Porn|Functional porn]]
  
*[[Humor/Porn|Functional porn]]
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*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/seuss.html Dr. Seuss builds a parser]
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*[https://willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/seuss.html Dr. Seuss builds a parser]
 
*[[Humor/Limericks|Limericks]]
  
*[[Humor/Limericks|Limericks]]
 
*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]]
  
*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]]
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*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]]
  
*[[Humor/1984|Haskells 1984 parallelisms]]
 
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]]
  
*[[Humor/irish_joke|How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours]]
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*[[Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?]]
 
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]]
  
*[[Humor/Urgent|URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!]]
 
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]]
  
*[[Humor/Homework|Need help with your homework?]]
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*[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]]
  
*[[Humor/Wanda|Wanda the fish is speaking]]
 
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
  
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church]
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*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00124.html Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
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*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses]
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*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
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*[https://web.archive.org/web/20061211073732/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [https://web.archive.org/web/20061211073743/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation])
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*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg01001.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
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*[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell]
 
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
  
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>:
 
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
  
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
 
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
  
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
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* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive].
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* [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20061213052843/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive].
 
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you
  
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you
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* [http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.lang.haskell.general/13881 Haskell No Operation]
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* [http://archive.fo/seKtU Haskell No Operation]
 
* [[Almost Haskell]]
  
* [[Almost Haskell]]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]
 
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!]
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* [http://web.archive.org/web/20061126070316/http://www.astr.ua.edu/ay102/Lab5/Jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky.
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* [https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpeg/PIA02308.jpg What does IO look like?], or why threading the real world [https://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg is tricky]. <!-- new image from https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA02308 -->
 
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
  
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]]
 
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
  
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ]
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* [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer]
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* [https://web.archive.org/web/20081220005203/http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing (WFT) transformer]
 
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
  
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]]
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* [http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon].
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<!-- * [http://spl.smugmug.com/gallery/13227630_j2MHcg/#!i=960526161&k=XwKHSBM Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon]. (unavailable) -->
 
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]
  
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]]
 
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]
  
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]]
 
*[[Humor/Hackage Theme Song|Hackage Theme Song]]
  
*[[Humor/Hackage Theme Song|Hackage Theme Song]]
 
*[[Shooting your self in the foot]]
  
*[[Shooting your self in the foot]]
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*[[Haiku]]
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*[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos]
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**[https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/3bdrlj/an_io_monad_in_rust_its_called_burrito The monadic Burrito, in Rust]
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*[https://www.snoyman.com/blog/2016/09/monads-are-like-lannisters Monads are like Lannisters]
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*[https://maciejpirog.github.io/fishy/ Fishy Monad Tutorial]
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*[https://toggl.com/blog/little-red-riding-hood-teaches-programming-comic Little Red Riding Hood Teaches Programming] [Comic]
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*[https://www.theregister.com/2016/01/13/stob_remember_the_monoids Learn you Func Prog on five minute quick!]
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** [https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg21/docs/papers/2018/p0650r2.pdf C++ Monadic interface], JTC1.22.21 Programming Language Library Evolution Working Group
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*[https://accu.org/journals/overload/21/114/deigh_1869 Why Dysfunctional Programming Matters]
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**The <tt><nowiki>[[pure]]</nowiki></tt> attribute[https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg21/docs/papers/2015/p0078r0.pdf <span></span>], JTC1.22.32 Programming Language Evolution Working Group
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* More Haskell humor at [http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/search?q=haskell&restrict_sr=on reddit.com]
   
 
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Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.

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