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*[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]] |
*[[Let's_Play_Free_Games]] |
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*[[Music of monads]] |
*[[Music of monads]] |
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| − | *[http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl] |
+ | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20080907173159/http://www.xent.com/pipermail/fork/Week-of-Mon-20070219/044101.html If Haskell were a working girl] |
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]] |
*[[Humor/Microsoft|Microsoft takes over Haskell]] |
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*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?) |
*[http://www.willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/evolution.html The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer] (can you write a factorial function?) |
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*[[Humor/Flakes|Try some Haskell today!]] |
*[[Humor/Flakes|Try some Haskell today!]] |
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*[[Humor/Porn|Functional porn]] |
*[[Humor/Porn|Functional porn]] |
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+ | *[https://willamette.edu/~fruehr/haskell/seuss.html Dr. Seuss builds a parser] |
*[[Humor/Limericks|Limericks]] |
*[[Humor/Limericks|Limericks]] |
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*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]] |
*[[Humor/Hugme|The latest Hugs release?]] |
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*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church] |
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10447b.htm Monads explained by the Catholic Church] |
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*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses] |
*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses] |
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| − | *[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
+ | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20061211073732/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [https://web.archive.org/web/20061211073743/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
*[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell] |
*[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell] |
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* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>: |
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>: |
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** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
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** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
** Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened" |
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| − | * [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
+ | * [[Lambdabot|Lambdabot's]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20061213052843/http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/code/lambdabot/State/quote quotes archive]. |
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you |
* [[HaskellCosmetics|Haskell cosmetics]], pure and good for you |
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+ | * [http://archive.fo/seKtU Haskell No Operation] |
* [[Almost Haskell]] |
* [[Almost Haskell]] |
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* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
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+ | * [https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpeg/PIA02308.jpg What does IO look like?], or why threading the real world [https://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg is tricky]. <!-- new image from https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA02308 --> |
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]] |
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]] |
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*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ] |
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ] |
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| − | * [http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing transformer] |
+ | * [https://web.archive.org/web/20081220005203/http://www.haskell.org.MonadTransformer.parallelnetz.de/haskellwiki/Category:Monad The warm, fuzzy thing (WFT) transformer] |
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]] |
* The [[Humor/LearningCurve|Haskell Learning Curve]] |
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| − | * [http://spl.smugmug.com/gallery/13227630_j2MHcg/#!i=960526161&k=XwKHSBM Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon]. |
+ | <!-- * [http://spl.smugmug.com/gallery/13227630_j2MHcg/#!i=960526161&k=XwKHSBM Lambdacats], inspired by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat lolcat phenomenon]. (unavailable) --> |
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]] |
*[[Humor/Dialogs|The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method]] |
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*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]] |
*[[Humor/Goldilocks|Goldilocks]] |
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*[[Haiku]] |
*[[Haiku]] |
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*[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos] |
*[http://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html Monads are like burritos] |
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| + | **[https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/3bdrlj/an_io_monad_in_rust_its_called_burrito The monadic Burrito, in Rust] |
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| + | *[https://www.snoyman.com/blog/2016/09/monads-are-like-lannisters Monads are like Lannisters] |
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| + | *[https://maciejpirog.github.io/fishy/ Fishy Monad Tutorial] |
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| + | *[https://toggl.com/blog/little-red-riding-hood-teaches-programming-comic Little Red Riding Hood Teaches Programming] [Comic] |
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| + | *[https://www.theregister.com/2016/01/13/stob_remember_the_monoids Learn you Func Prog on five minute quick!] |
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| + | ** [https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg21/docs/papers/2018/p0650r2.pdf C++ Monadic interface], JTC1.22.21 Programming Language Library Evolution Working Group |
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| + | *[https://accu.org/journals/overload/21/114/deigh_1869 Why Dysfunctional Programming Matters] |
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| + | **The <tt><nowiki>[[pure]]</nowiki></tt> attribute[https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg21/docs/papers/2015/p0078r0.pdf <span></span>], JTC1.22.32 Programming Language Evolution Working Group |
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[[Category:Humor|*]] |
[[Category:Humor|*]] |
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Latest revision as of 22:52, 1 May 2024
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.
- Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!
- Cartesian Closed Comic
- Let's_Play_Free_Games
- Music of monads
- If Haskell were a working girl
- Microsoft takes over Haskell
- The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer (can you write a factorial function?)
- Haskell saves lives!
- An ode to Haskell
- Try some Haskell today!
- Functional porn
- Dr. Seuss builds a parser
- Limericks
- The latest Hugs release?
- Haskell fingers Enron
- Haskells 1984 parallelisms
- How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours
- Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?
- URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!
- Need help with your homework?
- Need help performing?
- Haskell is slow!
- Wanda the fish is speaking
- Monads explained by the Catholic Church
- Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses
- The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell (and explanation)
- The Haskerl Extension to Haskell
- HaskellWiki's QuotesPage. E.g. a quotation from <autrijus>:
- Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
- Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
- Lambdabot's quotes archive.
- Haskell cosmetics, pure and good for you
- Haskell No Operation
- Almost Haskell
- There's a monster in my Haskell!
- What does IO look like?, or why threading the real world is tricky.
- King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)
- Think of a monad ...
- The warm, fuzzy thing (WFT) transformer
- The Haskell Learning Curve
- The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method
- Goldilocks
- Hackage Theme Song
- Shooting your self in the foot
- Haiku
- Monads are like burritos
- Monads are like Lannisters
- Fishy Monad Tutorial
- Little Red Riding Hood Teaches Programming [Comic]
- Learn you Func Prog on five minute quick!
- C++ Monadic interface, JTC1.22.21 Programming Language Library Evolution Working Group
- Why Dysfunctional Programming Matters
- More Haskell humor at reddit.com