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Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the |
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the |
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− | hoaxes and other funny stuff |
+ | hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources. |
− | list over the years. |
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+ | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci48kqp11F8 Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!] |
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− | Other jokes and fun stuff was added. |
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* [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic] |
* [http://ro-che.info/ccc/01.html Cartesian Closed Comic] |
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*[http://books.google.com/books?id=qMBQAAAAMAAJ&q=Haskell&dq=Haskell&lr=&hl=fr 3 Pages containing Haskell from Google Books] Courtesy of: Haskell '05: proceedings of the ACM SIGPLAN 2005 Haskell Workshop ... |
*[http://books.google.com/books?id=qMBQAAAAMAAJ&q=Haskell&dq=Haskell&lr=&hl=fr 3 Pages containing Haskell from Google Books] Courtesy of: Haskell '05: proceedings of the ACM SIGPLAN 2005 Haskell Workshop ... |
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*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses] |
*[http://marc.info/?l=haskell&m=66622004421268 Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses] |
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*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
*[http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00159.html The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell] (and [http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~dons/haskell-1990-2000/msg00191.html explanation]) |
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+ | *[http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~partain/haskerl/partain-1.html The Haskerl Extension to Haskell] |
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>: |
* HaskellWiki's [http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/QuotesPage QuotesPage]. E.g. a quotation from <nowiki><autrijus></nowiki>: |
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** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
** Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible" |
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* [[Almost Haskell]] |
* [[Almost Haskell]] |
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* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
* [http://www.haskell.org/pipermail/haskell-cafe/2006-November/019190.html There's a monster in my Haskell!] |
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+ | * [http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/jupiter/io.jpg What does IO look like?], or how why threading the real world is tricky. |
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]] |
*[[Humor/Erlkönig|King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)]] |
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*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ] |
*[http://koweycode.blogspot.com/2007/01/think-of-monad.html Think of a monad ... ] |
Revision as of 00:02, 3 January 2013
Who says functional programmers never have any fun? Here's some of the hoaxes and other funny stuff from several sources.
- Ranjit Jhala performs Lambda Style!
- Cartesian Closed Comic
- 3 Pages containing Haskell from Google Books Courtesy of: Haskell '05: proceedings of the ACM SIGPLAN 2005 Haskell Workshop ...
- ( Par ACM Special Interest Group on Programming Languages)
- Let's_Play_Free_Games
- Music of monads
- If Haskell were a working girl
- Microsoft takes over Haskell
- The Evolution of a Haskell Programmer (can you write a factorial function?)
- Haskell saves lives!
- An ode to Haskell
- Try some Haskell today!
- Functional porn
- Dr. Seuss builds a parser
- Limericks
- The latest Hugs release?
- Haskell fingers Enron
- Haskells 1984 parallelisms
- How to keep an imperative programmer busy for hours
- Humor/How quick can you write a ISI paper with Haskell or without it ?
- URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED!
- Need help with your homework?
- Need help performing?
- Haskell is slow!
- Wanda the fish is speaking
- Monads explained by the Catholic Church
- Committee Advocating The Superstitious Use of Parentheses
- The Beta Release of Glasgow Haskell (and explanation)
- The Haskerl Extension to Haskell
- HaskellWiki's QuotesPage. E.g. a quotation from <autrijus>:
- Perl: "Easy things are easy, hard things are possible"
- Haskell: "Hard things are easy, the impossible just happened"
- Lambdabot's quotes archive.
- Haskell cosmetics, pure and good for you
- Haskell No Operation
- Almost Haskell
- There's a monster in my Haskell!
- What does IO look like?, or how why threading the real world is tricky.
- King IO (freely adapted from Goethe)
- Think of a monad ...
- The warm, fuzzy thing transformer
- The Haskell Learning Curve
- Lambdacats, inspired by the lolcat phenomenon.
- The benefits of Haskell, via the Socratic method
- Goldilocks
- Hackage Theme Song
- Shooting your self in the foot
- Haiku
- Monads are like burritos