Scrolls of lambda
1 Lambda prayer
Oh holy father who lives in the lambda. May your free variables stay unbound. liftM our minds into a higher StateT and let us find enlightenment. Deliver us from impurity, thy monad is great. Amen.
2 Lambda warrior prayer:
Oh holy father who lives in the lambda. Let the arrows consume my enemies, guard me from exhaustion and return me home safely. Amen.