I'm Simon Frankau. My day job is programming Haskell. My personal web pages are at arbitrary.name.
I try to turn up to the London HUG, but generally fail. I'm not subscribed to Haskell Cafe as I'm no good at filtering high-volume mailing lists.
My Haskell skills are somewhat middling. I have too much knowledge of unsafePerformIO and hash-consing, am fairly experienced with domain-specific embedded languages, and don't know enough category theory.
One day I'll actually commit some code to the community. Plans, eh?